1.23 Tighty-whities? Really?

Previously on It's a Wonder-full Life: Linda and Kent had a birthday. They also had a birthday party, but those things did not actually happen at the same time! Also, poor Clark failed.


Clark is back to his usual royal self now, though. And Linda clearly idolizes her big brother.



Linda had her first day of school. This outfit isn't too bad... but not quite as dressy as Clark's first day tux.



This is the look of a kid who skipped school to eat birthday cake.

I'm so disappointed, Clark! Not only did you skip school, but you chose the horrible muscle shirt and tighty-whities to do it in!



Linda came home from school in a different outfit... do they usually change clothes at school or is this an "insane" thing? This one is actually pretty good, though! Well, as good as can be expected from dressing herself.



Ahhh... the crazy...





Clark! You're autonomously taking out the trash! All is forgiven for the outfit and the school skipping!



Diana is back to work now, so the idiots are on their own. Surprisingly, they still manage to avoid being taken away by social services!

Kent discovered his musical side.



Linda found her bed all by herself!



Clark presided over the dining table.

And Frank slept in the kitchen. You have a bed, Frank, really. I'd take away his sleeping bag, but I don't want him passing out at work.



Since Kent was still awake when Diana got home from work, I decided to have her work on his skills. We started with talking, but didn't get very far on that before he needed to be fed and put to bed.



Clark worked on his homework autonomously again! He didn't go to school, but he still did homework. You're an enigma, Clark.



Random, bounding deer... why you no like my Linda?

1.22 The Frank is strong with these kids

Previously on It's a Wonder-full Life: Frank went to work again! Clark tried to visit a classmate after school but argued with Tawana instead. Diana planned a party for Linda and Kent, but then failed for the first time in front of all of her guests.


Diana doesn't look too embarrassed by her fail, though. And she even manages to get Linda to her cake in a reasonable amount of time! Well, "reasonable" being about 4 sim-hours after the party started and after the guests started leaving.





Frank is still wolf-y.

But at least there's a cheering section and Clark is adorable.



Sparkle time!





Due to the lack of potty skills, Linda was given the Loser trait.



I still adore her, though.

Of course, the outfit might be hard to live with! But I'm sticking with my decision to let the idiots dress themselves.



Kent's turn to be caked!



Traditional smothering of the baby.



Sparkles for Kent.



(Random picture here to show a couple of things: Linda is cleaning up after herself (Go Frank genes!) and a random stray cat is destroying one of the chairs. Because it's obviously ok around this household to scratch up the furniture.)



Back to Kent. He... looks like Frank. It's a good thing that I like Frank's genes because they seem to be blowing Diana's genes away! Except for the cute, pointy ears anyway.



Awww... Clark fail. Poor kid.

1.21 Do you think I'm wolfy?

Previously on It's a Wonder-full Life: Frank earned some money! Then he slept outside of his office. Diana took care of the kids and even managed to teach Linda to walk. Clark was a good kid. Linda destroyed some furniture.


Frank finally came home from work, so Diana attempted to seduce him into the shower. It really is the most efficient way to get rid of the stink cloud.





It didn't work, though, because she forgot that that's what she was trying to do. Frank washed the dishes instead, because he's awesome!

This picture reminds me of that old dish soap ad with the manicures, though... you're soaking in it!



Everyone hates the sofa now that Linda's scratched it all up. I'm not buying them any new furniture until the baby weres are grown, though!



Frank went to work for a second day in a row! Go, Frank!

He's definitely staying wolf-y longer this time, though. We're at least half-way through the moon cycle here!

I've found out since that weres can wolf out on a not-full-moon if their mood gets bad enough... maybe that's why he's wolfy so long? He's not running red or anything, though. Hmmm...



After school, Clark wanted to go to his friend Alysia's house. When I went to check on him, he was standing on the porch, no classmate in sight. And he was randomly arguing with Diana's co-worker Tawana!



I really wish I knew what was going on here. Because then they changed clothes.



And Clark laughed at Tawana.



Since it was birthday time for both Linda and Kent, Diana threw a party. I keep hoping that she'll have time during the parties to expand her fortune teller clientele but that never seems to happen.

A random fairy did stand around laughing at her, though! As if Diana wasn't self-conscious enough about her lack of wings and fairy skills! That's just mean, random fairy.



Another party, another traffic jam outside of the kids' bedroom.



Diana had to pee and Kent was screaming, so I put in another door.



But no one used it. Really, Diana? Sigh.

1.20 Frank goes to work

Previously on It's a Wonder-full Life: Little Kent was born with no sparklies, so we're assuming he's a werewolf. Clark had his first day of school. Frank skipped work, again! Then he failed, twice. And Linda was hungry.


Look! Frank actually went to work! Good job, Frank! Make that money!



Later, I realized that Frank had not come home after work, so I went to check on him.

And found him standing outside his office building in his PJs.

And stinky.

Way to make a good impression there, Frank.



I guess this is better than passing out, though?



Meanwhile, Clark was being a responsible kid! Autonomous homework!



Linda likes to pitch a fit. She's the screamiest toddler I've had in any game, ever.



A little attention calms her right down, though. Look how much she loves her Mama!



Of course, Diana decided to put her down and unleash the crazy for awhile. She hasn't had much time to talk to the Suls since she started having babies (and more babies).





Diana seems to like her kids, though. Even though Clark looks pretty grumpy here. I think he may need a little more attention, too!



Diana did manage to complete Linda's walking skill. That makes two skills down! I'm not sure the potty training is going to happen, but at least Linda's not totally skill free.



Now, if only we could stop her from tearing up the furniture.





After scratching up the chair and the sofa, Linda sat back and complained that the sofa was ugly. Like it wasn't her fault!