Previously on It's a Wonder-full Life: Linda passed out, a lot, and we wondered if she would ever stay in bed. Kent had a birthday and became a cute little were-kid with surprisingly good traits! Clark made a friend and then brushed his teeth a lot. When he got home, he passed out. Then he got freaked out by Frank's transformation and passed out again, but that one doesn't count.
Kent decided to go to school! He also picked out a reasonable outfit for his first day and looked suitably serious about the whole thing. Don't be scared, Kent, school's not nearly as bad as Linda has probably been telling you!
Frank got hungry so he decided to start some waffles. Then he decided to go to work for once! About halfway to the carpool, he wondered if he was forgetting something so he decided to skip work after all.
As much as I want you to go to work and earn some money, leaving in the middle of cooking is always a bad idea! Go back and finish!
But it was too late.
Way to go, Frank! (Do you see him fleeing the scene of the crime? Coward.)
You'll notice that Linda skipped school again. Though, apparently, Clark and Kent both made it so I guess two out of three ain't bad!
Since no one bothered to put out the fire, a fire fighter had to come and rescue the house. She paused first to complain about the furniture. Everyone hates the scratched up furniture!
Even as she's fighting the fire, she's complaining about the furniture. Also, it might be handy if she could hose down Linda while she's there... get rid of some of that stink.
In the midst of fire panic, everyone hates on the furniture!
All is apparently forgiven, though, as Frank and Diana sit down for a slightly singed breakfast. I'm not actually sure what they're eating here since it has to be leftovers. Burnt mac and cheese, maybe?
Diana takes a moment to tell Frank to lay off of the furniture. Frank likes the view. (I love that you can see the green cloud that is Linda floating by.)
After almost going to work and then deciding against it, Frank got demoted. Poor Frank. At least he's not fired yet!
And then, romance. I wonder if she'll get him into the shower this time?
Eventually, it's Linda's birthday!
Oh, the drama of a were-girl becoming a teen.
Really, Frank? Have you seen the little room with the toilet? Even in werewolves are potty trained, right?
Linda blew out the candles and gained the "can't stand art" trait. But there were no sparkles and eventually she wandered off to pass out.
Kent almost made it to bed, but not quite.
Not-teen Linda had a werewolf snack.
And then passed out again. Sigh.
It's been awhile since I played through this and I can't remember where Clark was during the party! I hope he was having fun!
Also, I'm not replacing the stove until Frank promises to not burn the house down.